Friday, June 17, 2005

Unarmed Combat Instructor

Product label On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

Yup! That's my vocation people. It's confirmed! I'm going to be an Unarmed Combat Instructor. Here's the information-
POSTING: G6-Army, REPORTING AT: Pasir Laba Camp, Blk. 130, Room #03-02, TIME: 8am. Yup! I'm going in. Now just have to 'tahan' 5 weeks of in-camp training. Should be able to pull it off. Watched Batman Begins. Didn't think Christian Bale could pull off playing Bruce Wayne and Batman, but in the end, he did! Infact, I think he's the best Batman ever! Better than Michael Keaton. He does it so well. And with Morgan Freeman, Ken Watanabe, Michael Kaine and Liam Neelson inside, it makes the show so much better. And the car looks like a tank, but when u watch the show, all of sudden, the car is one cool vehicle! The show was pretty good. I give it a 7/10. The director really did a good show by showing 'the real Batman'. Batman was actually cool in the show. The movie was made pretty dark as well. Darker than the Michael Keaton Batman. The next movie I can't wait to see is Fantastic 4. Well that's all I got to say. I leave you with the ancient and ever wise sayings of Ynnib Nai-
Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

Monday, June 13, 2005


Passing Out Parade. That's what it means. It means I've finally passed out from a recruit to a Private. Finally. Now I have 11 days of leave which ends on the 19th of June. So from now till then, it's, FREEEEEEDOOOOMMM!!!!!!! Woohooo!!! Well, hope I get to go to the School of Physical Training camp at Jurong to become a Close Combat Instructor. Can't believe I had to go for a National Education tour on my block leave. So actually my block leave is 12 days. Well, If I get my dream to become a Close Combat Instructor, I just have to "tahan" 5 weeks of in camp training, learning to do splits and flying kicks. The splits is going to kill me, but I jus need to "tahan" 5 weeks. After 5 weeks, I get to book out everyday at 6pm. Cool huh? More freedom than most army vocations, but the pay is low, and my rank can at most go to Corporal. But I value the freedom as the most important thing. And there'll be no S.O.C for me and I don't have to "chong sua" in the jungle or wherever. The good life. Hope to see Batman Begins. Well, that's all I got to say. Leave you with a wise proverb from Ynnib Nai- It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger!